Games that remind me of my childhood Number 25 : Dorks Dilemma (Commodore Plus 4)

Dorks Dilemma is a fun one player game that was released by Gremlin Graphics in 1985.  You control "Dork", an alien who awakens after crashing his space ship on an alien planet inhabited by Zobwats.  The Zobwats have dismantled your ship and have scattered the parts across 25 different rooms.  As Dork, you must explore each room, destroying the Zobwats with your bombs and reconstruct your ship so that you can escape.

Each room is a small maze consisting of various walls, with a spaceship part located in the middle.  In order to collect the ship part, you must destroy a set number of Zobwats using an infinite supply of bombs.  It sounds simple, but when you drop a bomb you only have a few seconds to get as far from it as possible.  If you're too close, you'll be killed too.  Once the Zobwats have been destroyed, move on to the next room, and the spaceship part appears in a jigsaw on the right of the screen.

Once you have collected all 25 pieces, you have to rearrange the jigsaw pieces to properly display a picture of your ship taking off from the planet.

The finished jigsaw

You're free to enter/exit the rooms as you please and although the 25 rooms are always the same, they are re-arranged in to a different order with each game, adding a bit of variety.  However, if you destroy some Zobwats and leave the room before destroying the required amount, you have to do it all over again when you re-enter the room.

One good way to kill the Zobwats is to let them come to you, then drop a bomb and run! (or roll)

Just let a bomb go off.

Each room has four respawning Zobwats that appear in each corner of the screen.  They gradually follow you, moving closer and although they can touch you, you must be careful not to move in to them.  It is possible for them to trap you in a corner or surround you, so be very careful, especially when planting a bomb.  Once you drop a bomb,  you have a few seconds to get away before it goes off.  You then have to wait several seconds for another bomb to regenerate

Don't get trapped.

If you enter a room where the ship part has already been collected, you get this.

AND should you finish the game and escape the planet...  You get to do it all over again from the beginning!  The only difference is you have more Zobwats to destroy in each room, and they move faster too.

All that hard work, and all you get is this message when you finish the game.

 

The box - part of a double tape compilation.

 

The tape

 

The full box cover, featuring all four games - Dorks Dilemma, Petals of Doom, Xargon Wars and Tycoon Tex

 

What's frightening about this game is that it's nearly 30 years old - Talk about making me feel old.

Games that remind me of my childhood Number 21 : Winter Events (Commodore Plus 4)

 

These days, people think it was the Nintento Wii that brought families together to play computer games... Wrong!

Back in the 80’s there was a sudden boom of Olympic sporting games.  Epyx were famous for the Winter and Summer Games series (amongst many others), Activision brought out Decathlon, and Ocean had a series of Daley Thompson themed Olympic titles.  Each of these games would allow a number of players to compete against one another in several events.   Many are infamous for causing joysticks to break due to the vigorous waggling of the joystick necessary to play the events!

Of course, at the time these games came out, I only had a Commodore Plus 4, and none of those great games came out on that system (ok, besides the joystick-unfriendly Daley Thompsons Star Events).  I remember a friend of the family bringing his Commodore 128 round to our house one evening, and showing us Summer Games, and I was wishing something similar would come out on our beloved Plus 4.

It took a while, but in 1986 it finally happened.  Udo Gertz, programmer for some great Commodore Plus 4 games such as Tom Thumb and Ghost Town finally released Winter Events, published by Anco (remember them?)

The game featured six events, consisting of Biathlon, Slalom, Ski Jump, Speed Skating, Bobsled and Down Hill Skiing, all featuring some of the best graphics ever seen on the system.  Indeed, some rivalled that of Epyx’s very own Winter Games.

The opening ceremony

 

The game starts with a very impressive opening ceremony, showing an athlete lighting the Olympic torch.  Although very impressive, I have never understood why the theme tune to the TV show Dallas is played during this!

Menu

 

Once the introduction is finished, you are then taken to the Menu screen.  From here you can select the number of players (1-4), choose whether you want to compete in all the events, or just a few.  You can also practice an event, and load/save your world records to tape or disk.  Once you have selected the game mode, you then have to enter your name and select the country you wish to play for.  Once all of that is done, it’s time to play the events.

Biathlon

The first event was the Biathlon, and it was probably one of my favourites.   It’s a simple event that had you moving the joystick left and right to ski (and up and down to ski down hills).  You had to complete six laps of the course (each lap being only 3 screens long!), and occasionally take part at shooting targets with your rifle.  Quite odd that your character was green though!

Slalom

Next is the Slalom.   While most games of this type viewed the course from an aerial view, this one had the camera directly behind the skier (just like a car simulator), and had you swerving between the flags at crazy speeds!  Quite difficult at first, but once you’ve learnt the course it is easy to complete in a fast time without having any faults.

Ski Jump

On to the next event – The Ski Jump.  Pretty simple this time.  Press fire to begin down the slope, and just as you’re about to reach the end, press the fire button again to jump.  You then needed to use the joystick to position the ski jumper so that he aerodynamically flew through the air, and then land straight, otherwise your jumper would crash on landing.

Speed Skating

Speed Skating is the next event, and it also was my least favourite.  Simply move the joystick left and right in time to the skater’s legs.  Fortunately this wasn’t your typical joystick waggler, so there was no need to frantically move the joystick (and risk breaking it!)  This was also the only event in Winter Events which allowed you to play two players at the same time, assuming you had two joysticks.

Bobsled

Onwards to the Bobsled event.  This is another of my favourites.  The screen was split in to two sections.  A map of the course was shown on the right, and your progress was indicated by a red line.  The left side of the screen was a cutaway view of the track, with the camera directly behind the bobsled.  As you would approach each bend, you had to compensate using the joystick so that you didn’t flip over.  Great fun!

Downhill

Finally, the last event was the Downhill.  This was very similar to the Slalom event, except you did not need to swerve between the flags.  It’s all pretty much downhill, travelling as fast as you could without colliding with any trees.  As with the Slalom, once you had memorised the course, it was very easy to complete in a fast time.

The final results

And that’s it.  Once all the events were completed, a final screen would be displayed showing your character(s) on the podium, and the final results.

Now as most of you know, I hate sport with a passion.  However, I and my family would play this for hours and it was great because it was once of the few occasions that would bring us all together.   We spent countless hours playing this, and it was fortunate that Udo Gertz released a sequel not long later – Summer Events.

A wonderful game, that still plays well today.  I really miss those days when all four of us  would sit around the living room TV playing this.

The cover

Instructions

The tape.