So some weird vagrant sort of chap came up to me today and asked "What's my pleasure" before handing me this box. I think it's some kind of puzzle box. What could possibly happen?
The funny thing is, I couldn't open it (really, I couldn't), but Sophie managed to do it just fine! We've now got chains hanging from the ceiling, a doorway to a labyrinth has opened in our living room, and some dude with pins in his head has said he has such sights to show me. I guess I go with him? If I'm not at work tomorrow, you know why.
Weird!